Dear Reader,

    A friend sent me this (linked) fairy name chart. 

     It occurred to me that what the world really needs right now is a similar chart to figure out our troll names. 

    And here it is, thanks to the indisputably Odius qualities of myself and Carrie L-- er, Slackthew Clodgore . . . 

    Naturally I looked up the troll names of all the most Dignified and Important people I know.  One of them turned out to be 'Codface Spawn of Glog'. 

    How I envy him. And another friend who is 'Creaksome Sludge Pongwattle'. I would have loved those names. But I had to sort the chart impartially.

Squeamishly,  

Querulous Crease